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Germany
The latest model of Mersedec Beng failed the 'moose-test'.
Designers of Mersedec went to the German forrest to catch themselves a fine moose with a driverslicence and invited the poor animal to drive the 'BABY BENG'.
After a couple of strait wodka's the moose climbed behind the wheel and drove away at high speed. But with 60 km/ph the moose got so sick that he turned over.
Therefor the disigners made a special model wich is save at all times and 'it 'll never turn over again' according to Doctor von Crashenhausen.
(newest safetywheels are optional)

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